lost & found: spam!

First day at work and half-day pa! May sakit kasi ang lola nyo. When I logged in to my email, aba! From System Administrator: Your mailbox is closed. You have exceed X amount of space. Well, that's what you get from being gone from the office for 4days.

Anyways, I was trying to delete some unnecessary emails and came upon this spam from Brian. Pwamis! Nakakatuwa sya! =))

1. black hawk down - ibong maitim sa ibaba

2. dead man's chest - dodo ng patay

3. i know what you did last summer - uyy… aminin!

4. love, actually - sa totoo lang, pag-ibig

5. million dollar baby - 50 million pisong sanggol (it depends on the exchange rate of the country)

6. the blair witch project - ang proyekto ng bruhang si blair

7. mary poppins - si mariang may putok

8. snakes on a plane - nag-ahasan sa ere

9. the postman always rings twice - ang kartero kapag dumutdot laging dalawang beses

10. sum of all fears - takot mo, takot ko, takot nating lahat

11. swordfish - talakitok

12. pretty woman - ganda ng lola mo

13. robin hood, men in tights - si robin hood at ang mga felix bakat

14. four weddings and a funeral - kahit 4 na beses ka pang magpakasal, mamamatay ka rin

15. the good, the bad and the ugly - ako, ikaw, kayong lahat

16. harry potter and the sorcerer's stone - adik si harry, tumira ng shabu

17. click - isang pindot ka lang

18. brokeback mountain - may nawasak sa likod ng bundok ng tralala/bumigay sa bundok

19. the day of the dead - ayaw tumayo (ng mga patay)

20. waterworld - basang-basa

21. there's something about mary - may kwan sa ano ni maria

22. employee of the month - ang sipsip

23. resident evil - ang biyenan

24. kill bill - kilitiin sa bilbil

25. the grudge - lintik lang ang walang ganti

26. nightmare before christmas - binangungot sa noche buena

27. never been kissed - pangit kasi

28. gone in 60 seconds - 1 round, tulog

29. the fast and the furious - ang bitin, galit

30. too fast, too furious - kapag sobrang bitin, sobrang galit

31. dude, where's my car - dong, anong level ulit tayo nag-park?

32. beauty and the beast - ang asawa ko at ang nanay nya

33. the lord of the rings - ang alahero